This week I really got a bunch of JERKS contacting ME (!!)
The first was some idiot (his profile says Switzerland, but who knows for sure). He decided to send me various "Nigga" eMails about hemeroids and how "Niggers" get such things and spread them like hiv and so on. Needless to say i was a bit shocked, angered and repulsed by such annoying and INVASIVE crap. I reported it 2 of the three times and they deleted his profile for each of the times i reported it. I havent been hassled by THAT particular jerk since- but I suspect its just a matter of time.
Then I get a very straight forward 'come-on" hit from a very hot (but thin) guy with amazing balls and cool fotos by a fotog my exRooommate was friends with. We didnt really chat much at all- cause I am not interested in chatting with anyone (in an erotic manner) if they just dont give a shit about safe sex for themsleves, their partners and the "community". He was looking none the less also for an apartment share and I thought it would be very good to try to put him together with Jorgos who tries to put together what may end up being a very cool chilled out gay Wohngemeinschaft here in Kreuzberg. Being as broke as I am -there is no way i can consider joining in the effort. Back to the Jerk...I may have said something (I am now forgetting) but my safersex state of mind must have just made him crawl back under some rock. It's shocking (and extremely sad) to me that this pheneomena exists- I am discussing someone who is in his mid to eraly 30s maximum.
The last JERK revealed himself after a long string of back and forths. Not much (if any) of the chat was at all erotic in nature (though it was frank). He is/was extremely visually appealing with a great soft smile in his profile foto and lives somehwre else in germany (not Berlin). Early on I mentioned that I have a boyfriend and that we no longer have any sex with each other. I mentioned that it in part had to do with the BFs unwillingness to be switch passive/active roles. I also mentioned that my BF, to my chagrin, gets his sex from darkrooms and so on- which does not appeal to me. He sent me some additional images of himself (an amazingly handsome butt, ass and asshole). I thanked him and continued my "lecture" about sexuality and my view of the importance of "versatility" (this to a "bottom only" profile). He started to speak in romantic terms about love and devotion and commitment and that if I were fucking him then fucked someone else he would droop me in a second for "cheating" and that I deserved the "unfaithful" BF i currently had because of all the fucking around I was currently doing (Geez! in what reality? Maybe if I were fucking around -I might be less miserable than I currenly am). This tirade came from left field(!) and seemed to not only be baseless but extremely emotional from someone I did not know at all. What a JERK! it really upset me. Jeez! What a beautiful Jerk.
Reminds me of the "hottest guy" I have seen on GR. a blue eyed blond MAN i think living in Hamburg. Blond eyebrows, stocky, versatile, my age (not a boy, not as young-man, but a full fledged "man"). I never said hello, for ages. I saw that he was having /had had a fling/affaire with a NYC(Black) couple from Harlem (at some point in the past). But then i noticed his "safer Sex" designation constantly shift from "always" to "needs discussion" to nothing at all. Man oh man, how sad. I may have sent a small chat and remember (vaguely) being slapped back with a very aggressive backlash reply. Ouf! hottest guy on GR is the Biggest jerk. They come in all shades and shapes it seems. France was worse, USA even more so.
SO DOES IT MEAN THAT EVERY HOT GUY IS A POTENTIAL SUPER JERK? Probably.
" I will survive!"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey
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